The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell plus the Scandinavian

The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell plus the Scandinavian

Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series variation

by Bryan Fletcher

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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have a nice day.” In Manhattan, ny, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed area under a stairwell, an average guy called Will Ferrell startles to a sitting position, and bumps his temple. *** Then, maybe not saying the same word that is foul for three right moments, just as if a true cuss master, he curses terms wholly unfit for print, and curses far beyond everyday foul mouth themes; being a cuss virtuoso, yet high social design, inside a lowbrow art form, a sweet science of excellent foul-speak designed to shock and provoke the sensory faculties. *** And yet, if done in a way that is certain it reveals a well-seasoned mind; certain refined judgment, sentiment and flavor, also scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and by having a well-crafted mastery of aesthetics, of nature, art, beauty, taste, and especially the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet their name that is real is Ferrell? No, no, no. David! May be the only name on their birth certification, one name, as some people just get one name. *** Then he rubs his temple, reels, and looks about that cramped apartment: if a person might call it a studio apartment, because it resembles life under a cramped stairwell, and next to the sleep is a small faded photograph of an old, dark-blue step van, a multipurpose motor vehicle that is enclosed. *** he then states rest, “Yes, and relax. “Yes. Continue reading “The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell plus the Scandinavian”